英语方面的趣味题和脑筋急转弯？

Why is six afraid of seven?

-----------------------Because seven eight nine.

What do you call your father-in-law's only child's mother-in-law?

-----------------------Mom.

Why do lions eat raw meat?

-----------------------Because they never learn to cook.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

-----------------------To get to the other side.

Why did the fox cross the road?

-----------------------To get the chicken.

Why did the gum cross the road?

-----------------------It was on the chicken’s foot.

Why did the turkey cross the road twice?

-----------------------To prove it was not a chicken.

Why did the weasel cross the road twice?

-----------------------He was a double crosser.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

-----------------------It didn’t have the guts.

What goes up a chimney down, but won't go down a chimney up?

-----------------------Ann umbrella.

What's black and white and red all over?

-----------------------A zebra that doesn’t know how to put lipstick on.

What is the largest ant in the world?

-----------------------An elephant.

How much is a skunk worth?

-----------------------One scent.

What kind of monkey can fly?

-----------------------A hot air baboon.

Why did the cake like to play baseball?

-----------------------Because it was a good batter.

What goes hahaha, plop?

-----------------------Someone laughing their head off.

Why didn't the lady run away from the attacking lion?

-----------------------They told her it was a maneating lion.

Why has no one ever spotted a leopard in Africa?

-----------------------Because leopards are already born with spots.

What did the banana do when it heard the ice scream?

-----------------------It split.

Swings by his thigh a thing most magical! Below the belt, beneath the folds of his clothes it hangs, a hole in its front end, stiff-set and stout, but swivels about. Levelling the head of this hanging instrument, its wielder hoists his hem above the knee: it is his will to fill a well-known hole that it fits fully when at full length. He has often filled it before. Now he fills it again.

----------------------- a key

I'm the world's wonder, for I make women happy --a boon to the neighborhood, a bane to no one,

though I may perhaps prick the one who picks me. I am set well up, stand in a bed, have a roughish root. Rarely (though it happens) a churl's daughter more daring than the rest --and lovelier! --lays hold of me, and lays me in larder.

She learns soon enough, the curly-haired creature who clamps me so, of my meeting with her: moist is her eye!

-----------------------an onion

A young man made for the corner where he knew she was standing; this strapping youth had come some way--with his own hands he whipped up her dress, and under her girdle (as she stood there) thrust something stiff, worked his will; they both shook. This fellow quickened: one moment he was forceful, a first rate servant, so strenuous that the next he was knocked up, quite blown by his exertion. Beneath the girdle a thing began to grow that upstanding men often think of, tenderly, and acquire.

----------------------- dough

I'm told a certain something grows in its pouch, swells and stands up, lifts its covering. A proud bride grasped that boneless wonder, the daughter of a king covered that swollen thing with clothing.

-----------------------a churn

A lovely woman, a lady, often locked me in a chest; at times she took me out with her fingers, and gave me to her lord and loyal master, just as he asked. Then he poked his head inside me, pushed it up until it fitted tightly. I, adorned, was bound to be filled with something rough if the loyal lord

could keep it up. Guess what I mean.

----------------------- helmet

Who makes it, has no need of it. Who buys it, has no use for it. Who uses it can neither see nor feel it.

---------------------coffin

Tell me what a dozen rubber trees with thirty boughs on each might be?

---------------------Months of the year

As I went over London Bridge I met my sister Jenny I broke her neck and drank her blood And left her standing empty.

---------------------Gin

It is said among my people that some things are improved by death. Tell me, what stinks while living, but in death, smells good?

---------------------Pig

All right. Riddle me this: what goes through the door without pinching itself? What sits on the stove without burning itself? What sits on the table and is not ashamed?

---------------------the Sun

What work is it that the faster you work, the longer it is before you're done, and the slower you work, the sooner you're finished?

--------------------- roasting meat on a spit

Whilst I was engaged in sitting I spied the dead carrying the living.

--------------------- a ship

I know a word of letters three. Add two, and fewer there will be.

--------------------- 'few'

I give you a group of three. One is sitting down, and will never get up. The second eats as much as is given to him, yet is always hungry. The third goes away and never returns.

--------------------- stove, fire, and smoke

Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. And whoever knows it wants it not.

--------------------- counterfeit money

Two words, my answer is only two words. To keep me, you must give me. Solution your word Sir, I bear a rhyme excelling In mystic force and magic spelling Celestial sprites elucidate All my own striving can't relate

--------------------- Pi (digits given by length of words)

There is not wind enough to twirl That one red leaf, nearest of its clan, Which dances as often as dance it can.

--------------------- the sun, Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Half-way up the hill, I see thee at last Lying beneath me with thy sounds and sights -- A city in the twilight, dim and vast, With smoking roofs, soft bells, and gleaming lights.

--------------------- the past, Longfellow

I am, in truth, a yellow fork

From tables in the sky

By inadvertent fingers dropped

The awful cutlery.

Of mansions never quite disclosed

And never quite concealed

The apparatus of the dark

To ignorance revealed.

--------------------- lightning, Emily Dickinson

Many-maned scud-thumper,

Maker of worn wood,

Shrub-ruster,

Sky-mocker,

Rave!

Portly pusher,

Wind-slave.

--------------------- John Updike

Make me thy lyre, even as the forests are.

What if my leaves fell like its own --

The tumult of thy mighty harmonies

Will take from both a deep autumnal tone.

--------------------- the west wind, Percy Bysshe Shelley

This darksome burn, horseback brown,

His rollock highroad roaring down,

In coop and in comb the fleece of his foam

Flutes and low to the body falls home.

--------------------- river, Gerard Manley Hopkins

I've measured it from side to side,

'Tis three feet long and two feet wide.

It is of compass small, and bare

To thirsty suns and parching air.

--------------------- the grave of a child, Wordsworth

My love, when I gaze on thy beautiful face,

Careering along, yet always in place --

The thought has often come into my mind

If I ever shall see thy glorious behind.

--------------------- the moon, Sir Edmund Gosse

Then all thy feculent majesty recalls

The nauseous mustiness of forsaken bowers,

The leprous nudity of deserted halls --

The positive nastiness of sullied flowers.

And I mark the colours, yellow and black,

That fresco thy lithe, dictatorial thighs.

--------------------- spider, Francis Saltus Saltus

When young, I am sweet in the sun.

When middle-aged, I make you gay.

When old, I am valued more than ever.

--------------------- wine

I am always hungry,

I must always be fed,

The finger I lick

Will soon turn red.

--------------------- fire

All about, but cannot be seen,

Can be captured, cannot be held,

No throat, but can be heard.

--------------------- Wind

I am only useful

When I am full,

Yet I am always

Full of holes.

--------------------- sieve (or sponge)

If you break me

I do not stop working,

If you touch me

I may be snared,

If you lose me

Nothing will matter.

--------------------- Heart

If a man carried my burden

He would break his back.

I am not rich,

But leave silver in my track.

--------------------- Snail

Until I am measured

I am not known,

Yet how you miss me

When I have flown.

--------------------- Time

I drive men mad

For love of me,

Easily beaten,

Never free.

--------------------- Gold

When set loose

I fly away,

Never so cursed

As when I go astray.

--------------------- A fart

I go around in circles

But always straight ahead,

Never complain

No matter where I am led.

--------------------- Wagon wheel

Lighter than what

I am made of,

More of me is hidden

Than is seen.

--------------------- iceberg

I turn around once,

What is out will not get in.

I turn around again,

What is in will not get out.

--------------------- stopcock

Each morning I appear

To lie at your feet,

All day I will follow

No matter how fast you run,

Yet I nearly perish

In the midday sun.

--------------------- Shadow

Bright as diamonds,

Loud as thunder,

Never still,

A thing of wonder.

--------------------- waterfall? (fireworks?)

My life can be measured in hours,

I serve by being devoured.

Thin, I am quick

Fat, I am slow

Wind is my foe.

--------------------- candle

To unravel me

You need a simple key,

No key that was made

By locksmith's hand,

But a key that only I

Will understand.

--------------------- cipher

I am seen in the water

If seen in the sky,

I am in the rainbow,

A jay's feather,

And lapis lazuli.

--------------------- blue

Glittering points

That downward thrust,

Sparkling spears

That never rust.

--------------------- icicle

You heard me before,

Yet you hear me again,

Then I die,

'Till you call me again.

--------------------- echo

Three lives have I.

Gentle enough to soothe the skin,

Light enough to caress the sky,

Hard enough to crack rocks.

--------------------- water

You can see nothing else

When you look in my face,

I will look you in the eye

And I will never lie.

--------------------- your reflection

Lovely and round,

I shine with pale light,

grown in the darkness,

A lady's delight.

--------------------- pearl

At the sound of me, men may dream

Or stamp their feet

At the sound of me, women may laugh

Or sometimes weep

--------------------- music

When I am filled

I can point the way,

When I am empty

Nothing moves me,

I have two skins

One without and one within.

--------------------- glove

My tines be long,

My tines be short

My tines end ere

My first report.

What am I?

--------------------- lightning

With thieves I consort,

With the vilest, in short,

I'm quite at ease in depravity;

Yet all divines use me,

And savants can't lose me,

For I am the center of gravity.

--------------------- The letter 'v'.

As a whole, I am both safe and secure.

Behead me, and I become a place of meeting.

Behead me again, and I am the partner of ready.

Restore me, and I become the domain of beasts.

What am I?

--------------------- stable

I sought my first in starry skies

Where shines the April sun;

My second came before my eyes,

And warned me to be done.

'Tis very hard to lose one's sight;

I'm blind as bat or mole;

Once hills and fields were my delight,

Now I'm no more my whole.

Solution ?

My first is high,

My second damp,

My whole a tie,

A writer's cramp.

Solution ?

A hundred and one

by fifty divide,

And if a cipher

is rightly applied,

The answer is one from nine.

Solution ?

What does man love more than life

Fear more than death or mortal strife

What the poor have, the rich require,

and what contented men desire,

What the miser spends and the spendthrift saves

And all men carry to their graves?

--------------------- nothing

I build up castles.

I tear down mountains.

I make some men blind,

I help others to see.

What am I?

--------------------- sand

Ripped from my mother's womb,

Beaten and burned,

I become a blood-thirsty slayer

What am I?

--------------------- iron ore

几个英语题，跪求答案，快啊！前三十分钟交的加十分！！！！！！！！！！

1.Lunch and Supper

2.One sweet.

Because a second sweet can't be put into an empty pocket.（因为（口袋里已经放入一块糖）所以第二块糖不可能放入空的口袋了：）

3.No.I这里当字母,不是"自己"

4.She wants her father to write on the reportcard.

5.Mr.Morgan wasn"t working now.

6.what did Michelle and her mother do over the weekend

7.Its

1。什么数字形式可以拿走一半盎留下任何东西吗?

2。什么是小于昆虫的嘴?

3。什么是世界上最小的房间吗?

4。网上冲浪和找到确切的意思。\

5。我firstletter是“z”我的第二个字母是在“键”,而不是“好”.l是在数字0 ~ 9岁的时候,我是什么?

6。多少个“英语”吗?

7。什么人不能住进这栋房子吗?

下列字母都有一个数值如果这个词茶值得4,茶是值得8,座位是值得吗?

8。如果红色的房子是在右边,蓝色的房子在左边的白宫在哪里?

9。之间的差别是什么在这里和那里吗?

10。什么有手没有脚,有脸没眼睛,告诉你但不说话?

如果你arefacing 11 .取十步东,然后向右,带着三步骤,然后转身后退,五步,然后向左转,向前走两步,哪个方向你正面临吗?

12。有三个人在train.Mr.A讲英语和汉语物料检讨会讲法语和English.Mr.C csn只跟Mr.A.What语言的确先生C说些什么呢?

这个短语的意思是在13.what做英语吗?

酸葡萄(1)。

(2)喜欢吃甜食

(三)良药苦口利于病

(四)热热烫

(五)吃某人的盐

14。为什么人们感觉更在星期天做什么?

15。所能找到的每一分钟、每一刻,但连在一次千年吗?

16岁。有一个词它的第一封信是在“书”而不是“书”第二封信,是在“墨水”,而不是“谢谢”它是在“三封信墨水”和“书”它的最后一个字母是没有“船舶”,但“羊”它是什么?